10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]