10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.