10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]