10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.