10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."