10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike