10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is for loners.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.