10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --