10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003