10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)