10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)