10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977