10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
"All-in, bitches!!!"
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-