10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?