10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]