10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus