10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!