10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts