10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"