10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.