10 Random Poker Quotes

In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."