10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.