10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.