10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• It's Free To Fold...
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.