10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)