10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Welcome to kicker school
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.