10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz