10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.