10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• It's Free To Fold...