10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- It's Free To Fold...