10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Fook the floosh droo!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)