10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Fook the floosh droo!