10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson