10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?