10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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