10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack