10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water