10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.