10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels