10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "No river, no fish."