10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack