10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...