10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed