10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "No river, no fish."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003