10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.