10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson