10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• It's Free To Fold...