10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.