10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "No river, no fish."