10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Welcome to kicker school
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.